Mr Cinical: I’m supposed to find someone to act as my witness in my upcoming Trial Advocacy class.
Me: Me, me, me!
Mr. Cinical: I need a witness who’s cooperative, takes my hints and directions, and stick to the facts when answering.
Me: And in which way am I not?
Mr. Cinical: Urm, when we are quarrelling…
Regardless, I arm-twisted Mr. Cinical to schedule me as his witness. I promise to be on my best-behavior. Damn, no theatrics.