So Louboutin has been commissioned to design 3 looks for Barbie. Packaged in Louboutin shoe boxes, each will come with 4 pairs of Barbie-size Louboutin heels.
But poor Barbie, after decades of criticism from feminists and the like, for being urm, too feminine with her over-sized boobs and too-small waist, she now has to contend with Louboutin’s comments’ that her ankles are too fat. It remains to be seen if Mattel will surgically correct Barbie’s ankles.
If Archilles’ downfall are his heels, I guess Barbie’s must be her ankles.