Merry Xmas

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Santa Claus is dead

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear

Shot him in the head

Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll

Tried to save his life

But GI Joe in Mexico killed her with her knife

I have been singing this since I was a kid. I forgot where it came from (think it was from a children’s book), but it’s a xmas song that I always sing when I hear Jingle Bells…

Merry Xmas!

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