Stupidity is eating a fortune cookie and then realising that you have eaten your fortune along as well.
Yes, that was me. I managed to retrieve some bit of it though (now you were not going to expect that I’m going to eat paper, were you?). It said something like “You have a way with words and you should write a letter this week.”
Right, a way with words.
Of course I have a way with words. I’m putting words (literally) in my mouth.